waltdisneyconfessions:

“I feel cliche for loving the classic princess movies and waiting for my prince charming but I can’t help it. Seeing how content Cinderella is dancing with her prince gives me hope that I’ll find mine one day too. My friends think it’s stupid to hold out for a perfect guy but I don’t and nothing they say will change my mind.”

waltdisneyconfessions:

I feel cliche for loving the classic princess movies and waiting for my prince charming but I can’t help it. Seeing how content Cinderella is dancing with her prince gives me hope that I’ll find mine one day too. My friends think it’s stupid to hold out for a perfect guy but I don’t and nothing they say will change my mind.


rainbowshooterunicornsummoner:

An explanation of what radians measure: the angle in terms of the radius curved around the circle.

rainbowshooterunicornsummoner:

An explanation of what radians measure: the angle in terms of the radius curved around the circle.


meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D


thehealthywarrior:

valdxz:

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

WAIT FOR IT

i hate this.

thehealthywarrior:

valdxz:

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

WAIT FOR IT

i hate this.


themetalkingxd:

A very sad moment for every Doctor Who fan :’(

themetalkingxd:

A very sad moment for every Doctor Who fan :’(


alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better


geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.



hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING